Sports Car Driven

Top 11 Cars to Pull Chicks

There are cars and then there are cars that hit a woman right in the baby-maker. They’re not all sports cars like you might think. Many words describe these magical machines, but here, at this G-rated site, I call them panty droppers.

Women are drawn to their power in inexplicable ways, like the way they are drawn to that guy you know, that has no job, but that has crazy mojo and even he can’t explain how he pulls so much tail…but I digress…

Some women say men buy expensive or flashy cars to compensate for their manhood. Those women are jealous, hateful skanks.

After detailed Conjoint analysis, 1^st person data collection, and thousands of dollars on data mining, the following are the top 11 vehicles women admitted the most mystical attraction to.

11. Porsche Cabriolet

This is an easy one. Anything that’s stylish and around six figures works well. The well known German marquee seals the deal.

10. McLaren SLR

Oh yeah. Gull-wing sports car. Red leather. Really long and ribbed on the sides. This one scored well with the “celebutante” demographic.

9. The Pick-up Truck

The numbers don’t lie and for some reason women just dig the truck. The bigger the better. If it’s so big that you can’t get it into a gas station, it’s about 6 inches short of cool enough. Their allure is so strong that even men are sometimes sucked in, as illustrated in this picture.

8. Lamborghini Gallardo

The car just looks like it reeks of cologne, gold chains and flashy watches. Bright colors indicative of look-at-me a-hole drivers. An excellent choice.

7. 68 Chevy Camaro

The bad boy. Mean, loud, and always emanating gasoline fumes. It says, no, I\’m not a hybrid and I couldn\’t stop with two feet on the brakes, going uphill. Hop in baby.

6. The Creeper Van

If you wanna pull chicks, this is what you need. Plenty of room. Throw a couch or a futon and a disco ball in back. Or some chloroform. You wouldn\’t think the ladies would go for this but obviously the numbers don\’t lie and the surveys came back saying that many women had memorable experiences in this type of vehicle, especially in Palmdale.

5. Bentley GT

Large, classy, fast. It says I\’m cool and you\’re not. Women swoon in the streets.

4. Ferrari 588 GTB

Beautiful GT sports car full for European racing pedigree. It even sports pictures of prancing ponies all around the car to remind attractive women of their not so distant youth (preferably 1 to 3 years ago).

3. 5.0 Mustang

Again, similar to the truck and Creeper Van, the 5.0 Mustang pulls the ladies in like a puppy sale. You don’t think so? You take a look at who’s in the passenger seat next time you pass one of these (because it won’t be passing you). Try not make eye contact with the driver if there’s a Raiders sticker on it. Actually, just don’t make eye contact with the driver at all.

2. The Oscar Mayer Mobile

Women are VERY attracted to this vehicle! Survey comments explain that the attraction is due to the bright colors, shiny wheels and the wholesome American culture it promotes. The fact that it looks like a giant 27 foot-long wang has completely nothing to do with why it showed up in the survey results.

1. Shag’n Wagon

Dude. It’s the shag’n wag’n! Chicks dig it.

You can even make one of your own. Check it out.

*Mega expensive cars or sports cars like the Enzo Ferrari and Bugatti Veyron were omitted simply because if you have enough money to buy one you can probably buy people too and it makes it impossible to analyze their panty-dropping utility.