Best car for a teenager and 10 reasons why!
A used Ford Crown Victoria police car is the way to go. Here’s why:
- 1. Cheap, Cheap, Cheap! 1997 Crown Vic for $997
- 2. Heavy Duty Tires and Shocks - Jr. can run over a brick wall and keep motoring
- 3. Push bar - Standard. Great for helping a stranded motorist or running through a convenient store.
- 4. Spot Light -Standard. Blind anyone and everyone
- 5. Cheap to Fix - Great when you run over a wall.
- 6. Customizable finish - DIY spray paint available everywhere
- 7. Heavy Duty Gears (?)
- 8. Big Brakes - great for stopping.
- 9. A beefed up transmission cooler. The car will last forever, even if you kid doesn’t want it to!
- 10. Durable interior that can be barfed, peed or craped on - perfect for your adolescent child, learning the novelty of malt liquor and cheap vodka!
-light bar not included-
These cars routinely go 1,000,000 miles
*Recommended Activity. Place your laptop on the passenger seat. Floor it when you hit the freeway, tailgate someone, and then pretend to type in your lap top like you’re looking something up on them. Then tailgate more with a menacing look. Kick-ass sunglasses required.
These are kick-ass sunglasses
*Bonus Features*
- People pull over to let you pass
- No one tailgates
- Impress your friends with E-brake turns and burn outs
- Play cops and robbers with you pals around town
Sites that sell these amazing vehicles:
http://www.used-police-cars.com/
http://www.swps.com/used-police-cars—vehicles.html
Buyer beware
Dude, great post. It actually makes a lot of sense.. it’s safe, destructable, reliable, cheap, and bad-ass. I totally would have rocked this in high school if I had thought about it and my parents let me. Or I would have just asked my cop sister to give me a loan and I bet she would have been all about it.
I love this, and yeah it does make sense. Especially the part about it lasting forever.
I want one now.